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The Holy Church of Hypocrisy (Services Held Daily on KMOG)

Welcome, fellow citizens, to another glorious day in the Tea Party Theocracy, where scripture is shouted, facts are optional, and outrage is the official love language. Let’s check in on our local saints—the three stooges of moral purity, who manage to combine religion, nationalism, and complete detachment from reality into one seamless performance.

Morning Devotional: Pray First, Lie Later

As always, the show begins with a solemn prayer, because nothing sets the stage for full-scale Trump-brand insanity like invoking the Almighty. Then comes the patriotic ritual:
Wave the flag, hug the flag, maybe even kiss it—because why follow its principles when you can just use it as a prop?

Right on cue, our spiritual guide, the ever-holy Kenny Murphy, fires up the microphone at KMOG, ready to turn national delusion into local entertainment. Kenny has mastered the delicate art of prayer-to-propaganda transition, a maneuver more complex than anything NASA ever attempted.

The Tea Party: Where Reality Goes on Vacation

Once the ceremonial prayer is complete, it’s time for the real gospel:
Conspiracy theories, Fox-News-approved fiction, and that special blend of moral superiority that can only come from people who haven’t checked a fact since 1997.

These folks care deeply about the future—
just not yours, your kids’, or anyone else’s.
But don’t worry: they do care about impressing each other and keeping Trump’s portrait polished.

Truth?
Oh, don’t be silly.
Truth is for amateurs.

They twist it, stretch it, and fold it like cheap tinfoil. And when it breaks, they sweep it under the rug and replace it with something more useful—usually a lie big enough to require its own ZIP code.

Local Heroes of the Great Unraveling

Our local Tea Party faithful never miss an opportunity to grovel at the boots of their chosen idols:
Eli Crane and Wendy Rogers. When these two speak, reality quietly leaves the room so nonsense can flow freely.

If there’s a conspiracy theory to push, they’re on it.
If there’s an honest conversation to avoid, they’re already gone.
If there’s a wedge to drive deeper into the country, they’re first in line with a hammer.

Why deal with facts when fantasy is so much more entertaining?

The Real Miracle: They Believe Themselves

And that, friends, is the true spiritual achievement—
not that they lie, but that they do it with such confidence.
It’s like watching magicians who honestly think they can saw the truth in half and have it walk away smiling.

Welcome to the National Association for the Advancement of Humanity, where we observe, document, and marvel at the spectacular collapse of critical thinking—
one KMOG broadcast at a time.

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