The Orange Rat and His Band of Criminals
The orange rat pardons criminals just for fun. It’s become his favorite hobby—some people collect stamps, Trump collects felons. If you’re a crook, a grifter, a con man, or a Capitol attacker, congratulations—you’ve got a friend in Donald J. Trump.
Any sane American remembers what happened when Trump pardoned the January 6 rioters—those “patriots” who beat police officers with flagpoles and smeared their patriotism on the walls of Congress. Instead of punishment, Trump handed them get-out-of-jail-free cards like candy at a MAGA parade. Since then, he’s doubled down, celebrating new waves of crooks and calling them “heroes.” Drug dealers, tax cheats, and white-collar scoundrels all line up for his blessing.
And what do the Hoopleheads do? They cheer. They wouldn’t recognize an asteroid if one hit their garden, and they certainly can’t see the moral crater Trump has left behind. These are the same folks who shout about “law and order” while waving flags for a man who turned the Oval Office into a halfway house for convicted liars.
Does the brain in a Hooplehead even work at all? Or does it just echo whatever the orange rat squeaks from his gilded cage at Mar-a-Lago?
Trump has turned crime into a loyalty test. The worse your record, the more he loves you. America used to honor people who told the truth and followed the law. Now, in MAGA world, the highest badge of honor is to be corrupt enough to earn a Trump pardon.
History will remember this era not just for the crimes committed—but for the cheering section that demanded more.
